
Manic Monday word for the day is deal.
This is what I had to deal with today.
The Toothache Blues
(insert "da DA da da DAH" after each line of verse)
Developed a toothache just last Friday night.
Up North at the River, no dentist in sight.
I worked at the pain with both whiskey and wine
Just hopin' my ache would soon ease over time.
but came home last night with my tooth all a swellin
woke up this morning my cheek like a melon
Oh I got the toothache blues
hutin so badly I can't even snooze
don't think I can handle anymore booze
Oh yeah I got the toothache blues.
I went to the dentist just begging for ease
He reached for my hand and he gave it a squeeze.
Took out his needles and took out his drill
Looked at me sideways and said "now lie still"
Stretched my mouth open, so wider than wide
A river of drool running down on the side
Oh I got the toothache blues
hutin so badly I can't even snooze
don't think I can handle anymore booze
Oh yeah I got the toothache blues.
My lips are all numb and my smile is all crooked
my tongue feels real big and I ain't nice to look at
but the pain is all gone and I got me some pills
got me a tv, warm blanket for chills.
I know by tomorrow my mouth will be swell
and I'll have survived this toothache from hell.
Oh I got the toothache blues
hutin so badly I can't even snooze
don't think I can handle anymore booze
Oh yeah I got the toothache blues.
How's your Monday?
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