Friday, March 02, 2007

Cosmotherapy

Are you feeling blue?
Cold temperatures and grey skies got you down?
If Prozac is just not doin it for you and you don't feel like exercising to boost those endorphins, give Cosmotherapy a try.
Cosmotherapy sessions are held in a relaxed, friendly environment with a certified cosmotherapist. All certified cosmotherapists have extensive research in cosmotherapy techniques.









(cosmotherapy session, Austin TX 2005)
Feel better in just one 60 minute session!

March special: unlimited free popcorn.

Interested in becoming a certified cosmotherapist?
Training sessions availble on request.

5 comments:

v said...

Research indicates significant improvement in depressive symptoms after just one session.

The bill, which arrives conveniently the next morning, can be steep but most report that the positive effects outweigh the cost.

Vanessa, C.C.

Travis Cody said...

Woooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

I must try this remedy for my work-related stress.

Lisa Ryan said...

Vanessa - you are a FINE CC

Hi Travis - try it, it works wonders :-)

rzdesign said...

that just warms me heart! A daughter following in her mothers stumbling footsteps!

Lisa Ryan said...

Meow - I am sorry you are not qualified to do that yet. You must work in your field for at least 20 years before you can enjoy the benefits of cosmotherapy.

R -
PUH LEASE
Cerrtified Cosmotherapists do not stumble. It's step 4 of the certification process.
Step 4. Know your therapy limit.