
I have been sneezing since I woke up this morning.
Or, worse yet, been on the verge of a sneeze.
You know, the annoying tickle starts in your nose, then your face scrunches up, aaaahhhh......... nothing.
No sneeze.
Not even a little wimpy one.
I hate that.
Some cultures have considered sneezing as a sign of good fortune whereas others have seen it as an omen of death. The saying "God Bless You" is thought to have arisen during the Bubonic Plague of the 6th century, where sneezing was one of its early symptoms.
"Sun sneezing (Photic sneezing)" often runs in families, and occurs in around one in four people. (I did this today, about 50 gazillion times on the way to work, driving into the sun.)
The world record for sneezing is held by Donna Griffiths from Worstershire in the UK, who sneezed for 978 days in a row, stopping on 16 September 1983 (
Guiness world records)just shoot me now.
By the way, your heart doesn't stop, nor does your soul get expelled, nor will your eyes pop out if you try to keep them open, when you sneeze.