Thursday, May 17, 2007

Things that make you go hmmmm.....








EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

8 comments:

ZorbaZiv said...

Psychic Wins Lottery news headlines: http://www.psychic-junkie.com/psychic-wins-lottery.html

Matt-Man said...

Why are research rats so susceptible to cancer?

Pankaj Gupta said...

thats nice--ha ha--this is beWhy women can't put on mascara with their mouth closedst-

have a good day.

lisa said...

zorbaziv, I KNEW you were going to post that!

Matt-man, LOL very good.

Hi pankaj gupta! you have a good day too.

Imma ( Alice) said...

Sheep don't shrink when it rains unless they are agitated. Remind me when I get home from my trip and I'll explain that one... hahaha.

There are a lot of very good questions here, all that I've read before and many I've wondered about before. Let us know if you get the answers someday.

:o)

Travis said...

LOL. Life's little ponderances. I still want to understand the cosmic force the looses a single sock after I've already verified that I put pairs in the washer.

lisa said...

Hi Imma, I'd like to hear your sheep story, lol!

Travis, where DO those socks go?

Just T said...

lol love these! Isn't the English language great?