These made there way via email to me.
This first one makes me smile
I believe I have used this very same knife and shoe to open the backs of appliances and hang pictures.
This second one is an ingenious idea.
And this last one? Well, nuff said.
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Why is it so hard for women to look where they are going to sit? It really is not so hard to do!
And if you don't look you deserve a wet seat!
aim in the bowl and put down the seat
we don't like wet bums or sticky feet.
why is that so hard for men to do?
If chains won't work I'll try superglue.
Oooooooh. A poet!
why can't a woman
look where they sit?
it takes but mere moments
and then they can shit!
how's dat for poetry!
what lovely prose
such a charming rhyme
and the language you've used
is just divine
you've made your point
and taken your stance
NOW close the seat!
(and zip your pants)
Hi Willie! yes, I have a thing for rhymes.
I've heard you are the Haiku KING though.
:-)
There are boys out there
who too chose to sit
And when they do
they turn a bit
To be sure it's clear
before they do
Rest their bum
and begin to poo!
LOL!
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